just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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