Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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