Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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