I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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