I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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