And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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