I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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