think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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