I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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