I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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