It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just blew my weed a kiss
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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