my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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