So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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