I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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