I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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