i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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