Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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