i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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