why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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