Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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