So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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