I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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