So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
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so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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