I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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