What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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