Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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