My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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