Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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