when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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