Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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