Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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