Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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