And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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