Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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