This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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