Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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