i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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