My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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