My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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