I slept with him to see his dog one last time
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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