i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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