Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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