Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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