I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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