I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
honey bunches of taint.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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