how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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