My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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