you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize