Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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