Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
More tranny stories later!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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